OkCupid Pick-Up Line of the Week / November 5, 2014 by Malia Griggs “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
Peebiscuit / May 4, 2014 by Malia Griggs Me [in line for bathroom at bar]: "I promise I'll pee faster than Seabiscuit."Male: "Are you seriously trying to flirt with that?"Me: "I'm not...I...what?!"