Awkward is your attractive janitor walking in on you chugging a shot of apple cider vinegar out of the bottle.

OkCupid message: "Aren't you a little too pretty to be single?"
Me: "Must be my personality then."

Gyno: "We're going to test you for STDs."
Me: "Unless I sat on the wrong subway seat when I wasn't wearing pants, you really don't need to."